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She orders it sneakily and spikes his drink. The hard drive pill

Dissolves with a ZIP. 

"Hmm tastes like tv static," he says, glugging it down anyway. 

 

He never forgot after that.

He remembered all she did. Not to mention 

His countless infidelities. 

He even remembered their kid!

 

The Hard Drive of Memory works wonders. 

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But the girl wasn’t all too happy a month later, 

Calling up help hotline four, sweat dampening her hair. 

You said he would remember! 

Trust me honey he does.

But he says he doesn’t. 

He said he loved me but claims he never. 

 

We can’t help you if they lie. Pop it yourself, if you don’t believe us, go on hun’ have a try.

 

She tried it. And couldn’t forget a thing.

 

Flinging herself off the building,

Harsh remembrance storming up the clouds. 

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